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People Like Food

The Onion (NB: Satire, not the news!) - 8 hours 32 min atrás
These days it's hard to get people to agree on things. Some people like wearing shorts all the time, but other people think you always have to...
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Area Teen Accidentally Enters Teen Center

The Onion (NB: Satire, not the news!) - 11 hours 31 min atrás
SANDUSKY, OH—In a moment of confusion, area teenager Eric Dooley briefly walked into a local teen outreach center Tuesday, a place that...
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I Have Completed Stage One Of Our Plan To Take Over The World

The Onion (NB: Satire, not the news!) - 12 hours 31 min atrás
Bur #318 reporting: Primary objectives have been met. Ready Parent Organism Beta 51.2-6 for execution of Stage Two. I repeat: Stage One...
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China Cracking Down On Digital Pornography

The Onion (NB: Satire, not the news!) - 13 hours 2 min atrás
In order to "purify the Internet's cultural environment and protect the healthy development of minors," the Chinese government is targeting search...
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[audio] Robbie Knievel Plans Transcontinental Wheelie

The Onion (NB: Satire, not the news!) - 19 hours 1 minuto atrás
Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland
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Terror Experts Warn Next 911 Could Fall On Different Date

The Onion (NB: Satire, not the news!) - Janeiro 7, 2009 - 00:30
WASHINGTON—According to the Department of Homeland Security, the U.S. could soon find itself in a "very real" 5/25 scenario, as well as a potential 3/7 situation.
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Single-Engine Cessna Crashes Into Bush

The Onion (NB: Satire, not the news!) - Janeiro 6, 2009 - 15:00
CAMP DAVID, MD—The Federal Aviation Administration said engine failure was to blame for a pilot losing control of a four-seater Cessna...
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Franken Likely Winner

The Onion (NB: Satire, not the news!) - Janeiro 6, 2009 - 12:00
After nearly two months of recounts, Al Franken is the likely winner of the contested Minnesota Senate race. What do you think?
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[audio] Scientists Discover Pumpkin-Pie-Based Cancer Cure

The Onion (NB: Satire, not the news!) - Janeiro 6, 2009 - 06:00
Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland
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[video] Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

The Onion (NB: Satire, not the news!) - Janeiro 6, 2009 - 00:00
The MacBook Wheel lets consumers accomplish everyday tasks like typing with just a few dozen spins and clicks of a wheel.
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Lazy Daredevil To Lie Across 12 Couches

The Onion (NB: Satire, not the news!) - Janeiro 5, 2009 - 14:07
LAS VEGAS—In his greatest feat to date, lazy daredevil Pete "The Idler" Nucci will attempt to lie across 12 couches in under an hour this...
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Survival Of Autoerotic Asphyxiation Closest Thing Man Got To Christmas Miracle

The Onion (NB: Satire, not the news!) - Janeiro 5, 2009 - 13:32
DUNDEE, IL—"This is what Christmas is all about," said a police investigator, who found the unconscious body after responding to complaints of a loud crash.
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Testosterone Patch Revives Female Sex Drive

The Onion (NB: Satire, not the news!) - Janeiro 5, 2009 - 12:00
A study published in The New England Journal Of Medicine says that postmenopausal women experience an increase in libido with a testosterone...
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[audio] NASA Embarks On First Mission To Iowa

The Onion (NB: Satire, not the news!) - Janeiro 5, 2009 - 06:00
Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland
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My Computer Totally Hates Me! vs. God, Do I Hate That Bitch

The Onion (NB: Satire, not the news!) - Janeiro 4, 2009 - 23:49
About a month ago, I got a new computer here at my reception desk at the dentist's office, and, boy, does that thing have it in for me! I am not kidding. When it sees me coming, I swear, it must be all like, "Oh, goody, here comes Vicki... time to go on the fritz!" I mean, my computer seriously hates me!
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I Have An iPodIn My Mind

The Onion (NB: Satire, not the news!) - Janeiro 4, 2009 - 23:14
I'm sure you've seen a lot of tech-savvy people smugly showing off that new hunk of entertainment hardware, the iPod personal stereo. Well, I might not have the scratch to get one, but frankly, I don't want the white-corded wonder. I have my very own iPod—in my mind.
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Hypoallergenic Cats

The Onion (NB: Satire, not the news!) - Janeiro 4, 2009 - 21:28
An American biotechnology will soon sell a specially engineered breed of cats that will not trigger a reaction in allergy sufferers. What do...
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[audio] Roomba Continues Gathering Evidence Against Human Captor

The Onion (NB: Satire, not the news!) - Janeiro 4, 2009 - 19:42
Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland
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Employee Worries Coworker's Computer Screen May Be Larger

The Onion (NB: Satire, not the news!) - Janeiro 4, 2009 - 17:56
DALLAS– Dan Pulsipher, a Java engineer with software developer Razornet Technologies, fretted Monday that the computer monitor of coworker Allen Walls may be larger than his own. "I've got a 17-incher," Pulsipher said. "But I'm almost positive that Allen's is a 19. What gives?" Pulsipher, who has been with Razornet three and a half years to his counterpart's six months, also fears that Walls' monitor may have a .26mm dot pitch.
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Gmail User Pities Hotmail User

The Onion (NB: Satire, not the news!) - Janeiro 4, 2009 - 17:21
OLYMPIA, WA—Recent Gmail convert William Ramsak, 23, said Monday that his "heart goes out to" friend Kelly Oldenburg, who still sends e-mail through an MSN Hotmail account. "I feel so bad for you, needing to squeeze into 250 MB of storage space," Ramsak wrote to Oldenburg in an e-mail. "And I hate thinking of you sorting all your old e-mail, while Gmail automatically indexes mine so they are searchable." Ramsak then asked Oldenburg when he was going to "stop being a Microstooge and join Team G."
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