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Evolutionists Flock To Darwin-Shaped Wall Stain
DAYTON, TN—"I brought my baby to touch the wall, so that the power of Darwin can purify her genetic makeup of undesirable inherited traits," said one Darwinic pilgrim.
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Gum May Aid Colon Surgery Recovery
British researchers found that patients who chewed gum after undergoing colon surgery had bowel movements sooner than those who did not. What do...
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[audio] New 'Gatorade Slow' Targets Lazy Demographic
Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland
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Miracle Dog Gives Birth To Septuplets
ROANOKE, VA—The media-dubbed "Roanoke miracle dog," who goes only by the name "Ginger," has seven brand-new reasons to be overjoyed after...
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Abortion Not Linked To Depression
A literature review by the American Psychological Association states that women who have an abortion are not at greater risk for developing...
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Drug Dealer Disappointed Josh Hamilton Didn't Reach Full Potential As Heroin Addict
ORLANDO—Benjamin "Dry Bones" Gray, a drug dealer and former supplier to Texas Rangers outfielder Josh Hamilton, expressed bitter...
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Brett Favre Getting That Retirement Itch Again
EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ—Although veteran Jets quarterback Brett Favre claims he still loves the game, dwindling enthusiasm and a desire to bow out while on top has him contemplating retirement again, Favre confirmed Monday."I...
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[audio] Gold Medalist Michael Phelps Signs Up To Endorse Pool Noodles
Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland
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I'm Fryin' My Nuts Off!
Hola, amigos. I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but things have been getting plenty hairy around here. First, I been running like...
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Top Story On John McCain Run Out Of Obligation
NEW YORK—In order to make room for the McCain article, a story about Vice President Dick Cheney and 9/11 was relegated to a less prominent position on the front page.
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New Little Caesars Marketing Strategy Has Employees Throw Themselves On Hoods Of Passing Cars
DETROIT—Following the failure of the pizza chain's TV advertisements and coupon flier promotions, the Little Caesars corporate office...
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Inconveniencing Others Makes Me Feel Alive
Every part of my body is tingling withexcitement right now.I just got back from the supermarket. It was a crowded Saturday, and...
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Flies Have Constant Escape Plan
Researchers have found that flies are hard to swat because they are able to calculate an escape route within milliseconds of spotting a threat. What...
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[audio] New Denim Jacket Bolsters Consumer Self-Confidence
Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland
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McCain Speechwriter Trying To Write Lines That Don't Lead To Creepy Smile
PHOENIX, AZ—According to campaign sources, Joseph Chappel, a 38-year-old speechwriter for Sen. John McCain (R-AZ), has spent the last two...
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Gay War Hero Awarded Posthumous Dishonorable Discharge At White House Ceremony
WASHINGTON—In a solemn ceremony held in the White House Rose Garden Monday, recently outed Iraq War casualty Sgt. Maj. Michael...
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Clinton Supporters Contributing To McCain
More than 85 of Sen. Hillary Clinton's major financial supporters are now backing Sen. John McCain for president. What do you think?
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[audio] Brendan's Brother Reports 'Brendan Is So Dead'
Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland
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[audio] Brendan's Brother Reports 'Brendan Is So Dead'
Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland
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[video] Old, Grizzled Third Party Candidate May Steal Support From McCain
Experts predict that Joad Cressbeckler could tip the election to Obama by attracting people who want to vote for the most crotchety candidate in the...
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- Forcing pregnant women to take HIV tests
- Delusions in HIV and cancer treatment
- Competing theories of AIDS: Is HIV irrelevant?
- Causes of death among children younger than 4
- Syphilis causes "HIV" viral load spike, and T-cell decrease
- Finding your own road
- Parasite epidemic of the 1970s renamed AIDS in 1981
- HIV / AIDS drug trials: "Try this, let's see if you drop dead!"
- Flu shot does not reduce risk of death - NewsGrabs 31 August 2008
- From Avoiding Deficiency to Optimal Health - RDA Focus 'Must Change'
- Overcome HIV/AIDS without ARVs? We need your testimonies
- Cancer Journal invites Dr Rath - NewsGrabs 24 August 2008
- Evolved Reduced Utilization of Selenoproteins in Human Biochemistry?
- Healing wounds with Vitamin C - NewsGrabs 17 August 2008
- Codex Alimentarius: Globalizing Food and Health
- Modern Day Frankensteins
- The Story of Vitamin C and Cancer - NewsGrabs 10 August 2008
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- Press Trust of India examines HIV/AIDS among Indian populations living in Mauritius
- U.S. District Judge amends Medi-Cal reimbursement rate reduction repayment; only requires repayments for services after Aug. 18
- High gas prices lead U.S. residents who travel far, frequently for medical treatment to skip, delay appointments
- CMS adds children's health care information to Hospital Compare web site
- The Contribution of the Thymus to the Recovery of Peripheral Naive T-Cell Numbers During Antiretroviral Treatment for HIV Infection.
- Phylogenetic Investigation of Transmission Pathways of Drug-Resistant HIV-1 Utilizing Pol Sequences Derived From Resistance Genotyping.
- HIV Drug Resistance Pattern Among HAART-Exposed Patients With Suboptimal Virological Response in Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso.
- Influence of HAART on the Clinical Course of HIV-1-Infected Patients With Progressive Multifocal Leukoencephalopathy: Results of an Observational Multicenter Study.
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